300 hundred days
And on the two hundred and ninety-sixth day of anticipation, the Beast hath decreed thou shalt be visited upon by a white chariot with a silver stair to reach the heavens, and thou shalt be joined with the rest of the world. But the Beast hath, in accordance with inactivity of the previous two hundred and ninety-six days not visited upon the promised land.
He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, freeman and slave, to call a number, so that no-one could get connected unless he used the mark, which is the name of the Beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom, if anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the Beast, for it is the number of a den of persons and it’s number is 0800 456 786 option 1.
on August 14th, 2006 at 11:10 am
hehe. Sounds like you’re becoming a little bitter.
on August 14th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
I became a little bitter months ago. Now I have to find ways to vent before dying of compound hernias
on August 14th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
You could always place an ad in the newspaper for help.
on August 16th, 2006 at 8:03 am
Or start an activist website to bring the beast down.
on August 24th, 2006 at 9:01 am
hehe!!! funny stuff!!! ofcourse, you could create mass action and hire a bunch of thugs to picket outside some strange telkom office!!!
on August 28th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Er, just a comment - but isn’t “300 hundred” a bit redundant? Perhaps you were going for amusing Pythonesque hyperbole, but it’s a bit hard to tell in a non-spoken medium
on August 28th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Perhaps it’s a subconscious slip because it feels like 30000 days.
on August 29th, 2006 at 7:44 am
No doubt.
So, er, what’s the latest ETA from your good friends at The Beast?
on August 30th, 2006 at 8:22 am
ETA? What is an ETA? “I’m sorry sir, the system is down, so I can’t give you a date”
on August 31st, 2006 at 9:29 am
Time to walk away, Christopher.
Can you see the Mintek MAC access point from home?