Hoke’s Ramblings

At long last PayPal finally has a presence here in South Africa through the good folks at FNB. If you want to see how it works, you can try out the link below




Have you heard about the new all-female spin-off TV series of Ghostbusters? It’s called Killmore Ghouls

Chris: will amost definately be in france at some stage early next year. will keep you posted

Brice: nice

Chris: not sure if i’ll be in Nice

You won’t appreciate the full brillance of this Pathetic Joke unless you’ve seen episode 7×12 of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where the Enterprise gets a ‘phased cloak’ that allows it to pass through solid matter…

“Pervasive maneuvers, Number One!”

Hello to all my adoring fans! You know who you are!

Well, I’ve been a bit slack updating my blog lately, but for that, I blame Facebook.

We just recently spent a wonderful 10 days chilling on the farm (too hot to do anything except snooze all day), and as an indication of how relaxing it was, I managed to stop biting my nails (again), and this time I intend to kick the habit for good (only took 28 years!) – Oh yes, Lina and I both celebrated our birthdays there, strategically far away from congratulatory wishes and surprise parties.

And today I came up with a cracker of a pathetic joke, but being a family show, I can’t post that one here. Perhaps I’ll share it one day over a Long Island Iced Tea.

While my fountain of pathetic jokes may be running a little dry of late, I was delighted to note when perusing my weblogs that I actually got some search engine hits (one) for ‘pathetic jokes’. Seems there’s a demand, so I’ll be redoubling my efforts!

I’m not sure which search engine it was, but it seems like I’m #6 on MSN.

A lemon tree, my dear Watson!

The second in my hopefully (for my readers at least) short series of pathetic jokes.

A: Pirates (pih-rah-tees)

A: Vlad the Impala